i've been sitting here for 20 minutes waiting for BRIAN, a MAN, to deliberate and fret over what to worry about wearing. i thought boys didn't care. it really busts my nuts to wait to go on an errand i don't want any part in that doesn't concern me. brown pants don't go with gray shoes! i can't wear this! can i wear the dark gray shoes? i am hoping seeing his own statements typed out will help brian to see how silly his concerns are. for a FUCKING TRIP TO INGLES TO BUY VISINE. brian, you are a big-time CLODHOPPER.
