1. Do you own any plaid clothing? one shirt and one old nightgown of my dad's YES he wore a nightgown he is a lumberjack and could kick your ass!

2. Do you own Converse shoes? i wish. i did in 7th grade. my feet are too wide (how embarrassing)

3. Do you own Sauchony shoes? why?

4. Do you own old school Nikes? fuck those!

5. Do you wear tight pants? not often enough

6. Is there more than one zipper in your pants? not usually but i have some held together with safety pins so i get punk points

7. Do you know what a squatter flap is? llike the assflap on union suit long jjohns that old farmers wear? that they take a crap out of into the outhouse before their morning chores at 4AM?

8. Do you own a messenger bag? no! those are stupid.

9. Do you wear your messenger bag across your chest? no!

10. Do you own braces? in junior high. but i didn't really own them. my parents own my mouth.

11. Are braces worn anywhere besides the mouth? no!

12. Do you have short, shaggy hair? no, it's very long and un-punk except for its dirtiness

13. Does your hairstyle exceed a height of 3 inches? soon.....

14. Would you classify your hair as a deadly weapon? the deadliest....it looks so unassuming and then gets you with a sneak attack

15. Do you think Mohawks are "neat"? i LOVE them and think they are sexy

16. Is your hair black or red? no!

17. Do you have a favorite brand of hair dye? no!

18. Do you own a bandana? a few. guess that makes me a hippie. and i ENJOY wearing them!

19. Do you wear plugs in your ears? no!

20. Are you amused by safety pins? i like safety pins

21. Have you ever used duct tape as a sewing substitute? yes! for repairs

22. Do you own one or more objects with studs or spikes in them? no, but i have given them to others and longed to keep them. i can't pull it off.

23. Do you own one or more articles of clothing from Dogpile, Lip Service, or Tiger of London? fuck that elitist shit! fashion for the people!

24. Do you enjoy leopard print? on old women in casinos

[ Habits/Beliefs]

25. Are you disgruntled (having a general hate for everything)? i love everything, enough to change it and make it the way i want it, anyway

26. Are you an anarchist? No, but i have crushes on them. i think i am at heart but i don't live in my heart right now, i am in school

27. Does the American flag anger you? no, just people's use of it for propaganda and profiteering

28. Are you "working class"? some stupid times when i am being stupid i wish i were so that i would not have to accept responsibility for my own privileges and stupid wasteful middle class mistakes....then i get a life.

29. Do you dislike "preps"? no.

30. Do you dislike Hot Topic? i think it's annoying

31. Do you smoke cloves? i don't smoke nothin ready-rolled

32. Are you a thin waif? no, thank god. HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA

33. Are you vegan/vegetarian? an ex-vegan vegetarian

34. Do you think meat is murder? no, i am made of meat and i'm alive. the meat processing industry is murderOUS to both critters and humans and our earth, but you knew that and you eat meat anyway, right?

35. Do your nighttime activities usually involve drunken underage vomiting? yes, i force-feed milk of magnesia to six year olds and take pictures of them vomiting and make collages.

36. Have you ever slept in an alley or park? parking lot

37. Do you wash your hair less than once a week? no!

38. Have you ever gone a week without a shower? hell yes. the best times of my life

39. Have you ever been avoided due to your odor? i don't know!

40. Do you know who Jack Kerouac is? Yes

41. Do you like Mr. Kerouac? yes, very much

42. Should Mumia Abu-Jamal be freed from prison? hell yes! get him the hell OUT of there, get him to safety, let him walk in the free air and then get him as many microphones as he wants!

43. Are you a member of the Make out Club? i wish

44. Do you say "rad"? too often

45. Do you say "rockin'"? sometimes

46. Do you say punk "rawk"? not like that, you chode

47. Do you shout the word "oi"? yes, but only in the middle of the word "poison!"

48. Do you say "punk's not dead"? yes...

49. Do you say "punk is dead"? yes...

[ Music ]

50. Do you like bands with "." ?que?

51. Do you like bands with "theory"? like the Juliana theory? yes, but not because of that.

52. Do you like bands with "the"? i invented that

53. Do you ever precede your own name with "the" at the beginning? the katies. no!

54. Do you like bands with the F word in their name or album title? yes my favorite band is the fuckingest fuckety fuck-fucks from fucklet fuck-five fucker fuckin fuck-fuck

55. Do you think "Christian punk" is an oxymoron? no, but i do think Xian punks are really funny. i like to make fun of the violent ones.

56. Are Blink 182 fans "posers"? you are a poser.

57. Do you have frequent debates over what exactly constitutes a sellout? no, i know exactly what a sellout is.

58. Have you ever brought the headlining band food? yes! they thought it was poisoned!

59. Do you have show flyers affixed to your walls? two in the living room.

[ Body ]

1. What do you most like about your body? my ass vibrations when i dance

2. And least? stomach

4. How many fillings do you have? zero

4. Do you think you're good looking? i am fucking hot as hades on good days

5. Do other people often tell you that you're good-looking? no, but they must all be blind....

6. Do you look like any celebrities? my grandmother was convinced that i looked like kathleen turner at age six. isn't that fucked up? what the hell does fucking kathleen turner look like?!?!? isn't she from that mavie serial mom? i don't look like serial mom! i look only like me

[ Fashion ]

1. Do you wear a watch? always, even when i sleep!

2. How many coats and jackets do you own? like 5, but none of them are warm enough

3. Favorite pants/skirt color? black

4. Most expensive item of clothing? some boring pants my mom made me get

5. What kind of shoes do you wear? sneakas or boots when i wear em, i hate shoes though

6. Describe your style in one word: confused

[ Your Friends ]

1. Do your friends 'know' you? yes!

2. What do they tend to be like? tall, stylish, dirty, video-game addicts, redheads, kinky, and they all got some big-ass heads!

3. Are there traits in you that are universally liked? i cannot honestly answer that, how do we know what else is in the universe?

4. How many people do you tell everything to? one.

[ Music + TV + Film + Books ]

1. Favorite band ever? could never decide, i love music too much.

2. Most listened to bands: right now- neutral milk hotel, weezer, the magnetic fields--over and over in an endless circulation

3. Do you find any musicians good-looking? dude--i know he was raised on a special farm specifically to produce longing in women but...maxwell oh my GAWD....somebody else i can't think of right now

4. Can you play an instrument? piano, some guitar but not too much, my VOICE tha most

5. Type of music most listened to? all types, loud

6. Type never listened to? libyan folk

7. Favorite book? visions of gerard by jack kerouac but that's changing fast i think.....

[ Underwear ]

1. Ladies, do you like to wear thongs? fuck thongs, they are the invention of slow-witted men, i just KNOW it. laydees, don't buy into it. my ass is too big for that bullshit.

4. What is the nicest color for underwear? red, black

5. Do you find it uncomfortable without a bra? sometimes other people find it uncomfortable when i don't wear a bra, but i don't care.

6. Do you make it a habit of showing people your underwear? no!

[ Sex ]

1. Have you ever had sex? yes!

2. How many times? who knows?

3. Have you ever given/received oral sex? yes.....geez.

[ Homosexuality ]

1. What is the first thing you think when you see two gay guys or lesbians holding hands? i want to hold a gay guy's or a lesbian's hand!

2. Do you detest homosexuality? NO!!!

3. Do you agree or disagree with gay or lesbian couples bringing up children? vehemently agree. if they want to, they should be able to and when some legistative asshole tries to make it otherwise it makes me sad and i try to change it. who the fuck dictates what a loving family is?

[ General Questions ]

1. Who do you believe is the smartest man alive at the moment? i would prefer to state who i think the smartest WOMAN alive is, and that is Rigoberta Menchu Tum

2. What do you prefer, a sunny or rainy day? both are necessary for a healthy functioning planet

3. Do you consider yourself lucky? very!

5. How you feel most often: confused, like i'm not using my time well enough, joyful, tired, inspired, scared, strong, weak, kick-ass......